(Maybe someone will die again!!! Fingers crossed!)
Think Daredevil’s great now??
You only cook for the girls who keep alive? MY God what happened to the rest of them??
You can taste copper in the air? Why not smell? And isn’t blood mostly iron?
He felt you up with X-ray fingers?!
He’s a MAGICAL blind man!
Pffft! Micro changes in air density! That’s what those shitty tracking devices in Alien were supposed to pick up.
OMG! This is a scam!! Daredevil lures women to his apartment then tells them they’re in danger and need to stay with him.
I’ll get you some clothes while I’m out, what size do you wear? Hot? No prob.
And there are no other Vladimirs in NYC…
Don’t mention He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!
We found what we are 90% sure are 90% of your brother’s remains.
And I mean his LITERAL head. None of this dicking around leaving witnesses alive like we’ve been doing.
I don’t think that stain is ever coming out.
At least Mrs. Gao has a sense of humor.
The Russians are out- for interrupting my DATE. Look, I don’t get out much…
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has shit for excuses!
So- we’re in agreement, nothing changes. Much like this scene.
No- he’s not an idiot, he just doesn’t want to talk to YOU.
Daredevil found the Russians easily enough.
The Russian finally shot… the wrong guy!
Secretary remember a lot of Spanish from high school!
Lady! With enough money you can buy BETTER homes!
But Karen is delicious too!
Deus ex Machina! GO!
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is actually Tom Ri- I mean Wilson Fisk.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has cops in his pocket.
OMG! It’s fucking office building! You live in NY! And you’ve never seen a swanky office building?!?!
Mrs. Carnitas? Could you be more of a dick white lady?
OMG. Froggy did something competent.
“You dated THAT?” Seriously Froggy, you are not all that.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named doesn’t need to write down that wine recommendation.
They weren’t joking about the squalor.
The women just can’t get enough Froggy!
Daredevil happily takes credit for beheadings.
Well OK… but I think you could have got more information out of him.
Also- how come no one recognizes his voice?
Volde-I mean He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named got a second date!! Maybe the beheading was premature…
“I’d dine alone. It wouldn’t be the first time.” I bet it wouldn’t!
Don’t worry! He’s not a decent man!
OK- WTF do you DO for a living?!?
OMG! You wasted your first question Vanessa! You only get three more!
Is there anything sadder than washing a headless corpse?
Oops! He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’s car stains followed him home.
We eat what??? Where did you make that!?!?
If Daredevil would wait 5 minutes the Russians will kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named for him.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has never slept with a woman.
(OK- I could seriously live without Fisk’s awkward dating life)
Aaaand wasted the second and third questions.
Remake the city with tons and tons of drug money.
Your dad has tacky cuff links!
I know your a dangerous man…and that makes me hot.
PLEASE don’t have sex on the table!
“I take no pleasure in hurting people… well except that Russian who interrupted our first date.”
Awe! It’s a cute little baby gun!
Froggy is just as gross now as he was in college!
Matt is a slut!
I don’t let Matt touch me there!
You do me then I’ll do you?!?!?
Thank god it cut!
The Russian with the lightning bolt scar is going to kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!
Ewww! NOOOO! Back to the face-touching!
What the what!?!? They were next door to the Russians the entire time??
Sooo, everything is exploding?
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named just killed the entire Russian Mob…
Nice use of a human shield Daredevil…
Oh Goddammit! Daredevil was going to kill someone NOT by accident for once!