Daredevil Episode 4 Recap

So where did we leave off???

Nope. And STILL too nice for a Russian prison.

Corpses! The gift that keeps on giving!

Did Daredevil actually kill someone???

Daredevil don’t care about no coma he left a guy in.

And again- shouldn’t he at least be accidentally beating people to death?

I’m not sure a shallow cut on the chest qualifies as “bleeding to death”.

Is he flirting? Because ewww…

The dark underbelly of New York taxis.

He was asking about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named by name.

Oh no, the Russians just signed their death warrants, and named He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

(After this many episodes of build up Vincent D’onofrio better be fucking awesome.)

Plot point the third! Secretary and Reporter.

No one’s looking into it because they don’t want to die you idiot!

Shut up Karen!

Yes that’s it! Shut up Karen!

He brought down the Italian Mob single handed?!?!? OMFG.

Flowers and balloon camouflage GO!

LISTEN to  your more sensible brother!

Sooooo, either the coma wasn’t such a big deal, or the doctors were just letting him sleep off falling from a roof? It it that easy to wake someone up form a coma!?! I mean WHAT???

Sooooo did Semyon just die?

OMFG- that shitty kid/neighbor is going to die! Of stupid!

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!

Yeah- what about the masked idiot??

I need to attend to picking up my purchases?!?!

Or, I came to bang the gallery owner…

OMG He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is super socially awkward!

Half an hour in and is SOMETHING FINALLY GOING TO HAPPEN??!

UGH! The something happening is Froggy.

Ugh! And the something happening is Froggy whinging!

I bet he loses more canes that way.

WHAT?? How close was Claire’s catsitting job?? He ran there?

Really quickly…

Apparently auctions are great places to get office supplies in bulk.

Ugh! The Dynamic Duo, Karen and Ben.

So are they going to kill her if she doesn’t bid on something? What? What is his?

Goddammit- the kid neighbor isn’t dead! And why not?

OH GOD! He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is on a date!!! This going to weird!

Leave my mother’s basement? No, I don’t get out much.

Is it me or are the Russians super incompetent criminals…

And commence shooting at stuff in the dark!

And throwing things in the dark.

OMG- shut up Daredevil.

Well I guess we know which taxi company NOT to take.

What is Ben eating? Pasta? Pie?

Never underestimate the power of Karen’s ability to fuck up.

Why does everyone leave everyone alive in this stupid show!?!? MY GAWD cable TV has  more death than this show!

The Man in Black- Johnny Cash kicked the Russian Mob’s ass?

How long has this date been going on?

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named does not appreciate having his date interrupted.

Is “put him in a car” a euphemism for death?

Shut up Froggy!

Meanwhile, back in the NOT ER.

Ugh- conversation…

All the other people you helped? What, like all three?

Is “feel my heart” a euphemism for death?

Why are the episodes so long??

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named wants a second date.

Yeah, there’s something different about him!

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is going to kill those Russians for ruining his only date ever!

Get to a point any time Wesley.

Really? A knife? I am so disappointed in all of you.

Anyone else feel like Vincent D’onofrio is reprising his role as the serial kill in The Cell?

FINALLY someone dies!

Score one for decapitation!

Pfffftt!!! He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’s tailor is named Mr. Potter?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

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