To be fair though, this hasn’t gotten the response of either The Strain recaps or even Constantine (which- gasp horror- some people are trying save from cancellation.)
2043 Progress report- stolen core totes works great.
Ramsey’s gonna burn this bitch down!
2015- Bland boyfriend shits on vacation packages.
Table sex interuptus.
“The future is pretty bleak if you’re all they’ve got.” Yeah! Nice burn Bland Boyfriend!
Car driving. Where are they going? I forgot already.
I’ve smelled plenty dead bodies before.
Who’s Peter’s? I forgot that too.
Because NO ONE reads Proust and if they say they do they’re lying.
Fuck you show! Blue Oyster Cult?!?! That took a ton of imagination. Do they even have other songs??
I WILL be going back to 1987 soon.
What’s this whole conversation supposed to mean?
And we’re back to the burned out wreck of Ramsey is a dick.
Just die already Cole.
2043- ruins of a fun park that is no longer fun.
Sure you’re going to fix it Ramsey…
Ah- lady scavs. Jennifer Goyne’s little cult survives.
Back to 2015 for one useless scene about phone calls. You can’t say the show lacks follow through.
2043- Oh goody. they can fix Cole…
Yeah, we’ll take care of Ramsey, like I took care of Spearhead.
Injections or Ramsey… Injections- for the win!
Swan boats hold up really well post apocalypse.
Super old Jennifer in mediocre old-age make-up.
2015- day after Scotch.
OMG! Cassie already knows she dies, why is freaking out about it NOW?
Bland boyfriend will also be dead.
2043- Just pick a year dammit! This episode is worse than usual.
Cole is my boyfriend- he killed my father for my wedding present.
Well, so much for Ramsey’s girlfriend.
Holy crap Jennifer, long winded much?
Ramsey is a single dad now.
The kid seems really broken up about his dead mom.
You couldn’t protect a paper bag Ramsey!
I’m just gonna leave you with these fine survivalists…
Wait- when did that guy start giving a crap!?!?
Ugh 2015- more monkey tracking.
And more ponderous conversations in cars.
Dr. Peters is in the monkey shipment?!?!
Second bad smell of the day!
Your husband is already dead!
Sooo, I just shoot you here?
Red Forest Lady! She was hired because she gives good voice.
I got your injections right here!
That wasn’t a very thorough pat-down.
Ramsey busts a move!
They have security as good as Star Trek.
Soooooo… this little side trip back to Splinter has nothing to do with what Jennifer told him?
WTF? Don’t warn him- just shoot him!
Ramsey is going back to the past!
Finally Cole shows up.
Why does Katarina care if Ramsey goes back in time? Chances are he’ll come back a pile of meat.
Saving one person is useless! I have no use for your love Bland Boyfriend!
Ramsey is in the 80s! Have fun never coming back!
Ramsy Vs. Cole Rumble in Tokyo!