Autopsy of the damned. Or, deep, deep, deep throat. Or holy shit!
Samwise- unlikely voice of reason.
Take the kids, but leave the dog in case I get hungry.
Did she bury the dog with her FACE?!?! WTF?
This would be funny if it were Shaun of the Dead.
And onto the less compelling plot of car theft…
Old man is too old to finish a sentence. Or, Monster Nazi, why have you forsaken me?
NOTHING GOOD HAS EVER COME FROM A BASEMENT! WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN?
Saved by ninja skills of old man! Who else thinks he was swearing in Armenian the entire time he was killin’ vampires?
Dammit! The one female punks out on vampire hunting!
Get the gasoline.